On this fine morning of April 16, 2025, Mercury, that zippy little planet of chatter and paperwork, has sauntered into the fiery realm of Aries, a zodiac sign with all the subtlety of a caffeinated rhinoceros. Alas, this also means your tongue might sprint ahead of your brain, leaving you to mop up the resulting mess. Fear not—you can tame this impulse with a smidge of self-restraint. When some loudmouth storms at you, dodge the urge to lob back equally fiery rhetoric. Instead, parry with sly questions, disarming their verbal onslaught like a cosmic fencer twirling a rapier.
